My Second work

The following is a "Heroic-Conservative" work of hope-filled fiction driven by my rage at all that America has done wrong since 1964:

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"Getting Them by the Balls" v1.0

7/25/2009

by Thomas Reed

"Getting Them by the Balls" by Thomas Reed is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

Notice: Staring a fictional FDR like version of a possible future Presidential candidate: "Timothy M. Kaine" as #45 "Uncle Sam" "Timothy the Lionhearted"



"...So What are we to do? roll over and play dead like we've done since '64?
No we must get them by the balls so we may cause them to fear us!" ~ Uncle Sam

"We now know that inflation is caused in a Fiat money system by hoarding, plain and simple, there's no magical reason." - Economics Artist and Amero Czar J. "Les" Lescher.

Notice I say near'marrow a (Dollar Czar) Timothy Geithner "The United States Secretary of the Treasury" makes it offical by executive order:

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by executive order
2014 North America Economic Re-Balancing Act:

Effective January 1st 2016 the only legal currency In North America will be the Amero. we will release only 100 trillion notes in the next 100 years. Each Amero will have the legal value and backing of 1/1,000,000,000,000 or 0.000000000001% of the full value of North America. defining the value of an Amero (a16,187.42) Ameros/Acre or 0.24709 m^2 real property, or the estimated value of $16.9818. Fractions of the Amero(fa) 1/100th Amero: $0.169818 (a.01).

Ameros will not be transferable to dollars after 1/1/2010. No American will be allowed to own more than a1,000,000 physically or electronically unless in a qualified investment/bond/stock/Gold Bullion etc.

No foreign investment in dollars will be acknowledged ever again on pain of "Nuclear Annihilation."
Any form of bankers strike will be met with the Executive Order to "Jump you Fuckers!"

"this is an executive order to hand me the bankers' balls"~ Uncle Sam
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by executive order
The 2014 Fairness to Americans Act:

I. If you will not house America we will take your excess houses.
II. If you will not feed America we will take your excess farms.
III. If you do not Lend/Buy/Build/Act American we will take your excess money.

"traitors/criminals" will be executed/exiled on level of crime

"Do not fuck with us"~ Uncle Sam

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I'm Not sorry to say it! I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this Horse-shit Anylonger! ~Uncle Sam


The End*

*(for now) -Tom

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-Thomas Reed, my SF writings may soon appear in print soon and my blog is http://teophanytomcage.blogspot.com/

- if you are a fiction & fantasy publisher and looking for a young "hotshot" SF writer, get in touch. Know that Baen/Tor has first dibs though.